DISASTER IS THE BEST DEODORANT
Trump officially landed in Kerrville on Friday after having toured the destruction of the Kerrville flood by helicopter.
It was a veritable who’s, who in Texas politics.
Wheels Abbott sat next to Trump on his left. Ted Cruz was there. Chip Roy, the rep for Kerrville and one of Trump’s staunchest opponents from the Freedom Caucus was there. Whatever beef they had was buried deeper than the shallow, muddy graves of the Guadalupe. The phrase strange bedfellows comes to mind as Trump not only acknowledged Roy, but treated him with respect, singling him out for the job well done in Kerrville. Roy, graciously acceptedTrump’s praise and returned it with a solemn, but heartfelt thanks to the president and the government’s rapid, relief response.
This was a win for Roy as he’s been embattled on the home front where people lean decidedly more to the Trump center than the Roy right.
Lt Governor, Dan Patrick was there. Attorney General, Ken Paxton as well.
Hell, even Dr. Phil was there. The stars come out for Trump, even in a time tragedy.
Conspicuously absent was George W Bush, and Camp Mystic maven, Laura Bush.
Kerrville’s mayor, Joe Herring was there, but you wouldn’t know it. Trump must have thanked and mentioned dozens of people involved, from Abbott all the way down to the guy that used to own the Hunt store. Not once did he mention Joe Herring’s name.
Kerrville will survive, but Joe Herring’s political career won’t. Getting shunned by the president in a global presser is akin to having full blown leprosy. This has been a brutal disaster for Kerrville’s troubled mayor in more ways than one.
Melania and Kristi Noem were there.
Melania was sporting some survivalist chic with a black baseball cap and a creme-colored, khaki, safari jacket with an olive green, body-fitting pantsuit underneath. It bordered on survivalist cosplay, but Melania looks good and isn’t a whiney, privileged bitch, so most people won’t care.
Noem of course was rocking her DHS cap, tresses flowing over her new style of camo-couture.
Designer-disaster-wear was on full display.
This is part of the spell the Magus of Maga weaves. Surrounded by beauty, these are the accoutrements of the Alpha, “The Don” that was rapped about in the 90’s for his power and bling. Trump has morphed tastefully, somewhat, into the role of the elder pimp, even if elder statesman still seems to be a bit elusive at times.
Flanked with all that eye candy, he still manages to excel in tragedy, that Mars on his AC, quick to act. He throws himself into these shocking and mournful events with high degrees of empathy, courtesy, and protocol. Disasters aren’t much different than than the issues Trump has faced at build sites over the years even if the human toll is next level, he knows how to get things done.
In New Palestine (now that sounds more symbolic than ever before) Trump was there way before Biden. He bought hundreds of burgers, fries and diet cokes at McDonalds.
In North Carolina, he swiftly deployed FEMA resources such as bulldozers and backhoes, set up shelters as well.
In LA, he sat with Karen Bass at a city council meeting and offered both his support and pointed critique.
But make no mistake, Trump needed Texas as much as Texas needed Trump. After the Bondi/Bongino/Epstein debacle, where Trump shattered his base by memory holing the man he knew and partied with for well over a decade, the stench of a cover-up was in the air.
It was a complete 180 for Trump and one of his campaign promises about bringing trafficking to light and saving the children was now being heavily scrutinized and angrily debated.
Here’s the thing about using children for emotional currency, especially missing children; If you don’t follow through on all of the promises made, mining the emotions of the masses for the most vulnerable segment of our society, by default, one becomes complicit.
Just 48 hours after the Epstein presser left almost everyone stunned and MAGA reeling, there’s Trump dishing out condolences, recognizing and praising everyone for their efforts.
He is the center of the storm, the steady and calm paternal presence. He’s had some experience with this now and will no doubt be praised and lauded for his strong, confident and compassionate response to Texas.
But the combative and caustic side that explosively blew, when he bum rushed Bondi to answer the Epstein questions for her, was unleashed in Kerrville as well.
A reporter asked him a fairly benign question about the federal response effort, the cutting of funding to NOAA and Trump called the reporter (a woman) an evil person for bringing something like that up in a time like this.
She was followed up by a male reporter who was glazing Trump and spoke glowingly about his response to the flood and asked him what the next steps are. How did he respond? Now there’s a great question! What’s your name? I really liked that and I like you.
Trump was damning and dismissive in one moment, glowing and grateful in the next.
If you’re an American tuning in, which one of the journalists would you want to be and how would that modify your behavior moving forward?
Would you rather be scolded or praised by daddy?
As the waters of the Guadalupe recede and the wreckage of lives begins to emerge through the Hill Country mud, tragedy has had a somewhat cleansing effect upon Trump.
But will it be enough to repel the ongoing stench and stain of the Epstein affair?
If a disaster doesn’t do it, then maybe The Nobel Peace prize will confer that untouchable status Maga Don has always been always been searching for; Legitimacy and the ultimate “Get Out Of Jail Card” once and for all.
I will not be doing the Astro Weather tonight as I have a family issue to tend to.